- Then why on the neck?
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2025 10:56 am
Safety Tales: New Broom
Vladimir Bezmaly | 21.11.2017
On Friday evenings, Potapych loved to just relax and sit with a glass of aged mead and watch the sports channel. Sometimes his younger brother would join him. True, then the gatherings ended well after midnight and almost always boiled down to discussing work news, because both worked in the field of information security, albeit in different companies.
This is what happened today.
Potapych's favorite football team lost again.
- No, Mishka, our guys don't know how to play! They run around panama whatsapp data stupid cockroaches. Just like at work. Everyone's bustling about, everyone's running, but there's no result in sight.
- Potapych, we had the same thing until we were sold.
- So you were sold two months ago already.
- Yeah. But this week a new director came to us. IT made him a work place, installed a computer.
- Well, of course. And how do you like him?
- Yesterday I got my ass kicked in the neck. But I liked him. He's a smart guy! The right one!
- Well, I gave him the same rights that his predecessor had. Remember, I told you?
— Is this the one who demanded password-free access from his smartphone everywhere?
- Well, yes!
- So what? Wrong again?
— After the meeting, he asked me and the IT manager to stay. And he quietly asked, like, who decided to give me such rights? And on what basis?
- And what about you?
— They referred to the previous director.
- And he?
— He asked if we had a written order? No, we said, no. The previous one didn't like signing papers! He would yell at us so much that you would just spit and do it, otherwise he would just fire us!
Vladimir Bezmaly | 21.11.2017
On Friday evenings, Potapych loved to just relax and sit with a glass of aged mead and watch the sports channel. Sometimes his younger brother would join him. True, then the gatherings ended well after midnight and almost always boiled down to discussing work news, because both worked in the field of information security, albeit in different companies.
This is what happened today.
Potapych's favorite football team lost again.
- No, Mishka, our guys don't know how to play! They run around panama whatsapp data stupid cockroaches. Just like at work. Everyone's bustling about, everyone's running, but there's no result in sight.
- Potapych, we had the same thing until we were sold.
- So you were sold two months ago already.
- Yeah. But this week a new director came to us. IT made him a work place, installed a computer.
- Well, of course. And how do you like him?
- Yesterday I got my ass kicked in the neck. But I liked him. He's a smart guy! The right one!
- Well, I gave him the same rights that his predecessor had. Remember, I told you?
— Is this the one who demanded password-free access from his smartphone everywhere?
- Well, yes!
- So what? Wrong again?
— After the meeting, he asked me and the IT manager to stay. And he quietly asked, like, who decided to give me such rights? And on what basis?
- And what about you?
— They referred to the previous director.
- And he?
— He asked if we had a written order? No, we said, no. The previous one didn't like signing papers! He would yell at us so much that you would just spit and do it, otherwise he would just fire us!